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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • Is it weird that I have to resort the idea of "Determinism" to be able to move on?

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  • Just crawl. It works.

  • He's not wrong.

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  • Every electronic device in the game uses real electricity. Even if it's not on.

  • A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing

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  • It's those big bastard sheep from Shadow of the Erdtree! 😬

  • Threads is offically getting ads

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  • Another bot that may be running on your instance, so all those things start showing up for everyone else.

  • Devils Panties 01/24/2025

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  • I think I touch my hair too much. Shit gets hella greasy not even that long after showering. I have nice hair for maybe a few hours after washing it, but I'm also constantly pushing it back out of my face.

    No, I will not cut it.

  • Punk circa 1200 AD

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  • I remember him being chained up in the dungeon... But I can't remember if that was the first movie, one of the other movies, the TV show or even the video game. 🤔

  • Feelin free

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  • Pretty sure you're thinking of AIDS, not poverty.

  • They're coming for the doctor's next

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  • They take the Hypocritic oath instead.

  • They're coming for the doctor's next

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  • I could replace doctors with rubber ducks super easy, too. It would even provide about the same level of care as an AI doctor.

  • They're coming for the doctor's next

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  • Gonna be easy as shit for addicts to craft prompts that get their AI doctor to prescribe benzos and opioids and shit.

  • Roddenberry purists

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  • The mental disorder of Lower Decks is ADHD.

    Prodigy isn't a mental disorder. It's just not yet fully grown.

  • Trump has a new tip line — and the internet is already flooding it with spam

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  • I hope they like pictures of shirtless old men.

  • how

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  • Died of ligma 😞

  • In some countries (such as the USA), sending encrypted communications via Amateur Radio is illegal, but how likely will the government actually enforce it, and how severe would the consequences be?

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  • Question: Why is that illegal?

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    I bought my son this fancy perfume he really wanted and it honestly just smells like soap

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  • I guess back when they first made Chanel No. 5, that soap smell was more unique. That perfume is from 1921.

  • Production

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  • you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre

    How is that a downside?

  • Forbidden Philly cheese steak

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  • I was going to eat that mummy!

  • Coniferous Gang

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  • I'm all 'bout them Douglas Furries.

  • Bad Influence.

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  • Is it because the title track has the line "kick off your Sunday shoes?"