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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • The Shitmobile

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  • Horses in Oblivion and Skyrim don't actually go faster than running on foot. The jank comes from moving fast. If you move too fast, it breaks shit. Like, you keep falling through the world because the ground hasn't loaded yet breaking.

    I would have to guess the rover in Starfield is the same. Sure you have a car now. Does it actually make you go faster and negate the fact you are being requested to travel 1.5 kilometers across a totally barren moon?

  • The amount of ads cycling on Fextralife

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  • If you haven't been using an adblocker since the early 2000's, but actually remember what it was like back then... Why?

  • Praise him

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  • In the bible, Jesus turns water into wine.

    In the trailer park, Jesus turns the chemicals under the sink into methamphetamine.

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    U.S. votes against anti-Nazi resolution at U.N.

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  • Of course we did. We love Nazis now. For some reason...

  • Best way to stay safe

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  • 90% fewer germs gonna be left on your face than if you kissed them.

  • Which type of sword is the greatest?

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  • INT builds in Elden Ring be like:

  • It's all about how you carry yourself

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  • Oh I know why 3 sucks. I only ever found out it existed as an adult, and, yes: Jack Black was the highlight despite being in it for like 5 minutes and he plays a douche. Lol

    I guess I was just the right age for having fond memories of 1 and 2, and still enjoy them now. I actually was surprised that there was a 3rd one because I was so into the first two, I find it crazy I never heard there was a 3rd as a kid.

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  • I check it daily. Doesn't feel any different. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession

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  • OpenAI’s new anti-jobs program

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  • Man... I don't wanna be a worm. Even if people loved me.

  • It's all about how you carry yourself

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  • Two parts after that story should have ended unfortunately

    What's wrong with NES2?

  • They'd sell the sky if it was possible

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  • I'm sure a few of them even already have plans to do so for adspace.

  • 'Beta male': Internet amused as Newsom puts Trump 'instantly in his place'

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  • Something is wrong with Trumps health, and they're hiding it.

    Every time I see him, he looks more and more like a gas station hotdog that's been on the rollers since 1979. I don't think they're hiding shit.

  • Diamonds lose their sparkle as prices come crashing down

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  • I can't not read that headline literally.

    "Oh no! The diamonds have stopped sparkling! Who's gonna want to buy a rock that isn't sparkly?! Quick! Put the price back up!"

  • How the next 4 years are going to be...

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  • This one little detail is why I believe Data did actually have some semblance of emotions even without the emotion chip, and that Dr. Soong was correct that emotions could manifest on their own if Data had the right experiences. It just sucks that the experience that triggered it was one that made him angry enough to try and kill a dude (even if that dude deserved it).

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  • I'm about to be 40. I smoke. I don't exercise. I eat like shit.

    I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?

  • 🤡🤡🤡

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  • They didn't give a single shit, either.

  • My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

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  • Bro turned into a kangaroo.

  • Noice

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  • I want to see a dude just going on and on about something they're pissed about, while also dancing to techno music under flashing neon lights.

    I want to see someone ranting and raving. Simultaneously.

  • Growing Up [SMBC]

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  • I feel like only my body has aged since I was 14. Internally, I feel exactly the same as I did as a teenager.