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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS

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  • "We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves!"

  • Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS

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  • I don't do that at all. I determine if I want to lick the pee-pee area entirely by the look and smell of said pee pee area. 😤

    It ain't like I'm gonna be looking at your ugly face while down there.

  • I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan

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  • A tit mouse?

  • Trolley problem

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  • wait nvm I fucked up

  • Trump on Musk

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  • I have an account that is an exact duplicate of this one on Pawb.Social ready to go the day I am unable to log into Yiffit.

    Edit: Don't fret, single user who downvotes everything I post. You'll still be able to downvote me.

  • The Outcast

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  • Stop; hammer time.

  • I can abide by most of Captain Jellico's decisions... most

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  • The hair is also better in the right one.

  • I don't see the problem. It's A tree. It's not THE tree.

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  • How are people not noticing this "book" is entirely AI generated with all the fucked up non-letters in the words?

  • Relevant again: How to Leave Dying Social Media Platforms.

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  • It's relatively easy to quit things like Reddit. There's no attachments to anything, and the content is mostly links to other sites.

    When you have followers and follow specific accounts for the content, users are less inclined to leave unless those they follow and their own followers also leave.

  • I'm doing my part

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  • It's 2025. We should be able to piss right next to each other and check each other's cocks out.

  • The wonders of how the human body works

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  • Hi, Straight. I'm dad.

  • Should law enforcement workers form unions?

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  • Yes, that's the reality. But if they actually operated the way people have been led to believe they do, then they would be as much of a labor force as the fire department.

    We should talk about getting the police to actually being the fairy tale people think it is first, though.

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  • "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle."

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    Call Luigi

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  • I would unironically live in one of those things, no problem. I mean, I don't want to, but I wouldn't be upset if I did.

  • Trump on Musk

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  • The white space between them represents their sexual tension.

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    Call Luigi

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  • What fancy sports car does he use as a bed?

  • Multiverse

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  • Have you tried screaming and flexing really hard?

  • USA Question | How much is a dozen large eggs near you?

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  • Depends on the brand.

    Regular, not-fancy, store-brand eggs are like $2.50-3.

    The organic/brown eggs are like $8.

    I'm in the central valley of California.

  • It sure does

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  • The reason many people think centrists are just conservatives in disguise, is because the "centrists" most people see online aren't actually centrists. They're only slightly left of the extreme right, and think there's a middle-ground compromise somewhere between "we want all these people dead" and "nobody should die."