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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • Google Will Update Gulf of Mexico to 'Gulf of America' in Maps

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  • I wanna know how "Nihon" got turned into "Japan" in the first place. A lot of things are just from the foreigner mishearing; but how the hell did someone mishear "Nihon" as "Japan?" They don't even sound close! Not even from a thick Japanese accent!

  • Google Will Update Gulf of Mexico to 'Gulf of America' in Maps

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  • It really sucks that Google dropped "Don't be evil" from their mission statement.

  • If we are going to rename the Gulf wouldn't this be more appropriate

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  • Better to Cum in the Gulf than to Gulp the Cum

  • Republican state attorneys pressure Costco to drop diversity policies

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  • Because they would like to shop at Costco without having to deal with human beings that have more melanin than they do.

  • How To Adjust Your Mirrors to Avoid Blind Spots

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  • I have yet to be in a car that can have all of its blindspots eliminated by using the mirrors. Even at the minimum, you're still gonna have to actually turn your fucking head around and look. Something more people need to be reminded of.

  • can we have awards?

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  • Emojis go in replies. But trophies go right next to your username! 😤

    Edit: Thanks for the trophy.

  • Am I Gay?

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  • It's only gay if you knot.

  • You're re-making TNG and get one F-bomb. Where are you dropping it?

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  • "I am fully-fucking-functional." - Data

  • Every time my wife pees, she flips the lid up. Every time I pee, I flip it down. Never been discussed. Dare I say anything and break the spell?

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  • Why is your wife peeing while standing up? 🤔

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  • My Jetta's engine just exploded into a fire ball one day going to work. Does that qualify as a "hoopty?"

  • Reports of Navajo people being detained in immigration sweeps sparks concern from tribal leaders

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  • Where are they going to deport them? The past, before the white man came?

  • The early bird gets the worm

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  • All laws are suspended during the purge.

    Just cut in line.

  • We cosplay as free individuals on the weekend. Sometimes you just gotta get another taste of freedom.

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  • That beep is so distinct. I would recognize it more than the actual startup tune lol

  • Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter shot dead while resisting arrest during traffic stop: police

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  • Well if Trump is the MAGA Jesus, I wanna see him bring this guy back to life. Pardon him from death.

  • Why does the Fediverse even matter?

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  • Dude's avatar never loads. SMH

  • Turning myself in

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  • SLPT: Not an immigrant? Can't afford to flee the country? Try getting deported by pretending to be a migrant!

  • Wait, I've seen this movie

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  • "I am completely out of ammo! That's never happened to me before..."

  • Can someone go check on Cincinnati? I think they might be having some mental health issues.

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  • To be fair, Skyline Chili originally started as a spaghetti sauce. Putting chilli in weird places is their speciality.

  • Putting the die in diet

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  • I hate the yolk of a hard boiled egg unless it's mixed into something (like tuna salad). If I am eating hard boiled eggs, I usually give the yolks to someone else. They taste like sandy farts.