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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • Mount Suckmore

  • Weak. I wanna try their new teas, too, but nobody carries anything but the two I mentioned around me. :(

  • It's a variation of the "they came for... and I said nothing" quote, from Deuce Bigalow.

  • Too many people don't know what trolling actually is, and also assume anything said to them is hostile.

    Trolling implies intent. Are they trying to piss you off, or are you just being an over sensitive little bitch?

  • Liquid Death water has flavors? I've only seen unflavored flat water and sparkling water.

  • Especially when they purposely fuck up the audio and make it all "crunchy" and blown out.

  • If they put his head up there, I hope people vandalize the fuck out of it by painting it like a clown.

  • Explains why the item substitutions on my Walmart orders are so fucking nutty (like I wanted blueberries, but they didn't have a specific brand I clicked on, so they give me raspberries but of the same brand, instead of another brand of blueberries).

    "I hate the Waltons, which is why I am working to bring Walmart down from the inside."

  • Sliced! Diced! Julien-fries'd!

  • There used to be ash trays in public spaces. Like, it was super common.

    Since public smoking bans are more common, there are no ash trays anywhere. So people just throw their shit on the ground.

    Removing ash trays isn't going to make smokers go "oh well, guess I should stop smoking." It makes them go "oh well, I guess there's nowhere to throw this away, it's going on the ground now."

  • No. They only get "Want You Gone" from the Portal 2 soundtrack.

  • "Please, if you find one of our songs that isn't political, please show it to me so I can verify and have it removed." - Tom Morello

  • Star Wars is a Western.

  • I'm angy and my back hurts.

  • Do the same thing, but on a device that allows blocking ads entirely. From behind a proxy or VPN, so they can't even get accurate location data from your IP.