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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • 'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio

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  • Leak what he says in his sleep next.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Shiiiiiikaaaaaaa

    (Give her deer crackers!)

  • True Spaghetti code

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  • "You are quite possibly the worst programmer I have ever heard of."

    Derek Smart: "Ah, but you have heard of me."

  • Taste

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  • DreamWorks only has 4 animated movies that aren't 3D:

    Spirit, Way to El Dorado, Sinbad, and Prince of Egypt.

  • Taste

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  • I also blame Disney for my tastes...

  • Google offering ‘voluntary exit’ for employees working on Pixel, Android

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  • Is that where they put a loaded gun on the table and then turn around?

  • Alabama baby born at Krispy Kreme awarded year’s supply of free doughnuts

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  • When it comes to these things of free X for a year/life, it's like 1 free thing, per month. So more than likely, this is 1 dozen doughnuts for free; but you can't get the whole dozen all at once. You get 1 doughnut per month for 12 months.

  • What would happen if somebody kidnapped the president?

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  • If the president was kidnapped by ninjas, we will send two dudes to rescue him and hope those dudes are bad enough to succeed.

  • If I was very lucky, I had a game guide book!

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  • Games didn't have their own completion metrics; but we still used the term "100% completion" to refer to beating the game, and any and all side objectives if the game had any.

  • Brave spokesperson promoting far-right anti-LGBTQ+ extremist

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  • Brave CEO, Brendan Eich, was previously ousted from his role as CEO of Mozilla, after it was found that he had donated to Prop 8, a campaign in California aimed at banning gay marriage. Despite Brendan Eich claiming at the time that he regrets his decision, he has since made multiple social media posts defending his anti-gay position.

    He doesn't regret his actions or beliefs. He regrets being found out and getting fired.

  • CVS wants you using its mobile app to unlock store shelves

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  • Yes, and weekly; every time I do my shopping.

  • No Man’s Sky update adds ‘trillions’ of planets

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  • "we added more shit nobody will ever see!"

  • Comparison is the thief of joy

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  • I'm an older millennial and even I figured out what they meant by "rawdogging" because people my age have been using it the same way since forever ago, too. It can be anything that involves messing around with something gross without adequate protection/a barrier between it and you. It envokes the same idea as fucking without a condom.

  • Meme gift (and note in thread)

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  • I've only not seen Once Upon a Forest.

  • What is something that keeps you up at night?

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  • The wrong weed.

  • CVS wants you using its mobile app to unlock store shelves

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  • The "shit being locked and nobody comes to help when you press the button" bullshit is why I bought some spare keys for the universal barrel locks most stores use. 9 times out of 10, these cabinets are locked with a lock that's key is just a circular bit with a single tooth.

  • No Man’s Sky update adds ‘trillions’ of planets

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  • Isn't the game's universe randomly generated and had nearly infinite worlds since launch? 🤨

  • Google's AI is using past tense to describe a sporting event that takes place in 3 days. And it knows who won too.

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  • If that fighter actually wins, it'll be pretty funny.

    Especially if they're not even scheduled to fight.

  • Trump’s new head of DOT rips up US fuel efficiency regulations | Secretary Duffy claims polluting more will make cars cheaper.

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  • Seeing that handshake the other day, I am looking forward to Newsom rocking Trump with an uppercut if he tries to stop the state taking care of itself.