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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • CHLAMYDIA

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  • "Cha-llama-dia? Isn't that a Mexican dish?"

  • sometimes it be like that

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  • "No, that's a roly-poly. Not a vulgar armadillo or whatever the fuck you just said."

  • Trump revokes Biden’s executive order on responsible AI, meets with AI CEOs

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  • I think that's his actual skin color and whoever applies his bullshit fake tanner didn't do a good job covering everything. Or it just rubbed off because he can't stop flapping his gums to hear the sound of his own voice. Probably the latter, since his eyebrows are also fucked up.

  • I'm not coping, but I do enjoy weed

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  • "Going out to the copium den. Don't know when I'll be home."

  • "Take the roof of their mouths, give nothing back" - Captain Crunch

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  • "The Mystery of the Chinese Junk"

    "OMG who ordered all this stuff from Temu and Wish? We must get to the bottom of this!"

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    Bot hates lemmy

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  • This is so obviously an alt.

  • TikTokers offered $5,000 to join Facebook and Instagram

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  • Can I just take the $5000 and then fuck off to a better platform?

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  • If {not_broken} then {fix_it_anyway};

  • Askin' about what's in the buffer? That's a bufferin'.

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  • 🎵 Bufferin', bufferin', b-b-b-bbufferin'! 🎵

  • Halp.

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  • It's not like erasing it'll make your dick bigger 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • A Trump Executive Order has paused federal payouts on the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs and Inflation Reduction Act of 2022, including allocated funds.

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  • Protip: The superscript tags on Lemmy are like an encapsulation, not like Reddit where you have to prefix every word. Just put 1 caret at the beginning and 1 at the end:

    like so

  • We are meat.

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  • The most creative kill I've ever seen in a movie is when Jason, in Jason X, uses a sleeping bag with one girl in it to beat another girl to death while in a holodeck (to slow him down).

    "Damn... He's good!"

  • 'Pure propaganda': Trump Fans want to defund PBS for accurately covering Musk's 'salute'

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  • How do you defund something that runs on charity from the people who watch it (and also a large contribution from the Koch brothers)? Do these dumbfucks think PBS is paid for by tax money? Every single program I've ever seen on PBS explicitly states it's paid for by viewers (and again, the Koch brothers).

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  • Its superior economic, human, social, and civil rights come at the cost of strictly regulating businesses, which kills off innovation and profit making by big businsses

    I agree that it stifles profit; but it in no way stifles actual innovation. Just look at all the innovative ways they come up circumventing regulation to continue harming people.

  • Apple deadnamed the Gulf of America and conservatives are triggered

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  • With all the other bullshit, I missed this EO being made. Jesus fuck.

  • Is this comm still being moderated?

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  • Why the hell did someone open Pandora's Box again?! Don't they know what happened last time?

  • My computer will remember for me, I'm just along for the ride.

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  • Almost everything I learned in school has changed/been found incorrect, outside of English and Math (and even a little bit of English as language evolves over time). From history finding new lore, to scientific discoveries being made/nullified that change our understanding of things.

    It's actually kind of amazing how far we've been able to go while working on incorrect assessments of things.

  • It's been a menace for far too long

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  • In firefighting training, they lit a brick of magnesium on fire and poured water on it to show what happens when you try and put out a metal fire with water.

    Now I kinda wanna know what kind of big boom happens if you try and extinguish a star with water.

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    Does the US really have no instruments in case a newly elected president immediatelly and openly exposes he's a nazi?

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  • He also didn't want to be president or have his face on money. They really just ignored the dude.