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I'm the king. Of jalopies.

  • I don't get it. It was just a Hulu ad.

  • rule

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  • In five billion years The sun will explode It's in the bible It's a fact

    And no one will know That we were ever here It's a fact It's a fact

    So rest assured in knowing That what you do don't matter Some one can do it better anyway It's a fact

    -the vandals

  • I've seen it twice on lemmy just today

  • I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always hoped

  • Yeah he's a panoisseur. I wash mine with soap too lol. But I use the lemon scented shit so my soap infused food is always citrusy fresh.

  • How could you not believe a guy like that? He's a down to earth people person just like us and telling it like it is! He's out there grabbing life by the...horns, I think he said? And he's obviously very bigly smart by surrounding himself with people like the richest guy on the planet. You can't get that rich if you're an idiot, otherwise we'd all be loaded! Can't wait for those $10 dollar eggs. I'll bet they even taste better, if only because I can only afford to eat them as often as steak.

  • You're not wrong exactly lol. Love living here though.

  • There's eggs in my stores in California. For $8 PER FUCKING DOZEN.

  • Very time consuming

  • Weed is funny. I used to smoke regularly but now if I take even one puff I will have panic attacks to the point I can't breathe. I fully support its use but am no longer able to benefit from it.

  • Boner biting bastard

  • Awesome. I'll take the the standard 10% unless/until, you lose your ass. Then I'll just pretend I don't know you.

  • Truth. Lots of money to be made in crypto but it's basically gambling outside of eth and BTC. I make decent returns playing with memecoins but you have to watch it for awhile and know when to sell/buy etc... for example, now it's a good time to throw money into Shiba Inu coin. It's down a lot, which is normal, but it'll go back to higher numbers soon, as it always does. Once you get a feel for what a normal low and high are you can just set auto buy/sell at those points and make decent profits.

    Of course, when it comes to crypto, Bitcoin and eth are more like commodities and are generally safe. Shit coins are high risk but but $50 in a shit coin could be $150 overnight if you know what to look for.

    Edit - don't fuck with big money in crypto unless you're willing to lose it, but $10 here and there can be fun and often profitable.

  • I was referring to when he almost got taken out at the rally

  • Like...for fish tanks?

  • Jelly of the month club is the gift that keeps on giving all year long!

  • Was that before or after he almost greatly helped humanity?

  • That was fucking solid

  • Pic? Seeing is believing