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KingJalopy

@ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

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I'm the king. Of jalopies.

  • Former Presidents Obama, Clinton and Bush won't attend Trump's inaugural lunch

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  • Heard Nixon wouldn't show either

  • Former Presidents Obama, Clinton and Bush won't attend Trump's inaugural lunch

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  • I can't stand Wendy's. It's consistently bad every time I've eaten it.

  • Google is now forcing gemini in their gmail app

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  • That's shitty

  • Google is now forcing gemini in their gmail app

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  • Film director David Lynch dies at 78, family says

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  • That's a shame. I'm a huge fan of his stuff. Especially twin peaks. World lost a weird one here.

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  • You needing torture devices or laundering services?

  • Fur babies

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  • I might be one of those opinionated asses.

    You aren't the parents of your pets. They aren't children.

  • How I feel using newer slang

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  • That was fucking great. Or goated no cap frfr.

  • Mandela Effect

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  • :D

  • Keep going America, you're doing great!

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  • It's right there on the flag!

  • Missing Boy

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  • I'm assuming they were eventually caught though? Otherwise we couldn't know this story.

  • All windows shatter

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  • The Reddit kind

  • All windows shatter

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  • Ah yes, the ol Minecraft defense. We almost had you.

  • I've NEVER had to knock on wood...

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  • The trend will die out with any luck.

  • If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass?

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  • Love to see the black box on that one

  • Shit Post

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  • Constipation is futile

  • I'm not old I blame global warming

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  • I'd have never seen it if you hadn't said this. I didn't know what the fuck I was looking at.

  • My brain can only handle so much

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  • How do people raise children so badly that they feel this way? After 10 years I only feel pride in what my smart ass cynic daughter tells me.

  • I've NEVER had to knock on wood...

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