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Hossenfeffer

@ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

  • What's your favorite rye?

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  • ... and what they say is: "If you’re talking about a dram that’s been made in Scotland... use the spelling without the e—whisky."

  • What's your favorite rye?

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  • I mean, they have different spellings and mean different things, but sure, you do you, man.

  • Who sat next to whom at Trump’s Windsor banquet – and what does it tell us?

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  • It helps me with my list of people never to invite out to the pub for a pint and a chinwag.

  • How many hands long do they get?

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  • Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters...

    ... only if it's what you're used to.

  • What's your favorite rye?

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  • If you’re drinking scotch you’re drinking whisky not whiskey.

  • Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts!

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  • IMPORTANT SCIENCE IS BEING DONE!

  • We broke up. I miss him. And now this carrot is laughing at me

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  • Not if you don't make eye contact.

  • All trick no treat

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  • Not even half a year left

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  • I genuinely knew a kid at university who did this. He also had four piles for clothes (because why hang shit up, right?). There was:

    • clean
    • almost as good as clean (worn once or twice)
    • good enough (worn up to six or seven times).
    • dirty (basically once it got 'crunchy').

  • Not even half a year left

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  • I have a dishwasher, why do I need a clothes washer as well?

  • Do you ever go out, and while you're out, you think, ‘this is exactly why I don't go out’?

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  • Tribal mentality. A lot of people conform to the 'Hate them... not you though, you're one of ours' mindset.

    "Fucking hate poofs. Not Barry though, he grew up around here, he's alright."

    "We should shoot all the [insert racist bollocks here]. Not Abdul who runs the corner shop though, he calls me 'boss' when I go in."

    Etc. If only their sense of tribe extended a bit further.

  • Not even half a year left

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  • Sweet baby Cheezus, the fucking noobs here, man.

    Right way around.Inside out.Back to front.Inside out and back to front.

    That's just one pair, nimrod.

  • Decided to dig a big hole

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  • You numpty, you've dropped your banana down the hole. We'll never know how big it is now!

  • Time has somehow stopped, but you can move. What do you do?

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  • This is the way.

  • Four arrested after photo of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle

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  • Trump's here for two days, I think. I imagine all four will be released without further charge on the third day.

  • Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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  • Doesn't sound like they need any practise.

  • The Stop Trump coalition published this video

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  • My time has come! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuule Britanniaaaaaaaaaa! Britannia rules the waaaaaaaves, Britons never, never, never, will be slaaaaaaaaaves!

    Unless, of course, it's to US tech-bro billionaires, Russian oligarchs, Eton hedge-fund fuckbois, Australian media deathlords, or a range of other vastly wealthy skidmarks.

  • The Stop Trump coalition published this video

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  • Maybe you miss their point, perhaps because they didn't use a /s or something.

    In the mind of the racist dingleberries there are white immigrants (including but not limited to Celts, Romans, Normans, Saxons, Vikings) who are 'real Britons' and then there are brown immigrants who are clearly not 'real Britons', on account of how they don't look like us but do like spicy food.

  • Don't spend your life in front of a live camera

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  • Splitters!