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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

  • Orally.

  • It’s all just a risk averse numbers game.

    Popular stars, cool effects, well-known franchise, formulaic plot and structure = low risk, decent monetary reward for the studios.

    Anything that deviates from that absolutely increases the risk without necessarily increasing the reward.

  • You possibilised verbing!

  • Squeeze it harder. There’s more juice to come!

  • Absolutely in-fucking-credible!

  • It’s been said too often, and too trivially on the interwebnets, but WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

  • I’m Poptartius and so is my wife!

  • A terrible idea and terrible execution!

  • If I'm reading this right, by the time Trump is running for his 16th term he won't have been born yet.

  • ... it’s about skeptical vs gullible.

    Is it, though?

  • ???

    Jump
  • Oh, so you're too pretty to be Shrek? Shame on you!

  • Am I... am I your dad?

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  • Password manager.

  • D’oh!

    Thank you.

  • Good:

    1. My takeaway is due in 10 minutes.
    2. I convinced my wife to let me buy a 65" 4k TV and we've now ordered the sofas to go in front of it. They should arrive next week.
    3. My kids are old enough to walk to school on their own, so once I've got the system down pat I can set my alarm for 08:30.

    Bad:

    1. Reform is likely to be the next UK government and they're a. fascist, b. incompetent, c. anti-intellectual, d. anti-everything that isn't a mirror of themselves. And they're a bunch of cunts.
    2. Russia is pushing NATO's buttons hard right now. I'm too old to be drafted but not too old to die in a nuclear fireball.
    3. Fallout 5 won't be published. Bastards!

  • I'm totally OOTL here. WFT, someone?

  • Has Trump announced the 1000 Year Republic yet?