You forgot the Democrats holding them up like Atlas.
https://www.newsweek.com/nancy-pelosi-says-us-needs-strong-republican-party-1779854
The uniparty is real. The ratchet effect is real.
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"Fire BAAAAAD"
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"We're New Yorkers, they know him, they know me...You may contribute to him, you may contribute to me."
Do you think he knows? He's gotta know.
OLAY!
“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MUNCHKIN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TINY LITTLE MOUSE BALLS! BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID, CORRELATION DOES NOT PROVE CAUSATION!!!”
"Seriously, I'm good, give me my keys bro."
“THE FBI HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT THE SO-CALLED ‘CLITORIS’ EXISTS, AND HAS CONCLUDED THAT ASSERTIONS TO THE OPPOSITE ARE SIMPLY MORE FAKE NEWS PUBLISHED BY THE FAILING LIBERAL MEDIA!!!”
"Last time I was this happy, I was face down in a pizza pie, eatin' my way to freedom!"
“WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THUS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…”
“REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS.."
I WANNA PRAY AT YOUR WAILING WALL, BABY
Not since Operation Hell On Earth
https://youtu.be/ZSkik6EUQUc