“WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THUS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…”

“TIPS FROM THE PUBLIC CAN BE REPORTED ANONYMOUSLY TO THE FBI INFORMATION HOTLINE. THOSE THAT LEAD TO LOCATING OUR SUBJECT MAY RESULT IN A REWARD WHICH WILL BE DETERMINED AT THAT TIME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!!!”