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FALGSConaut [comrade/them]

@ FALGSConaut @hexbear.net

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  • And that's if they even care enough to learn about what's happening in the first place. The grand majority either flat out don't care about anything that doesn't affect them personally or straight up support whatever bombing/invasion/sanctions/"intervention" the state is engaging in.

  • yea I have very little hope for the grand majority of north americans ever opposing empire so long as it benefits them even slightly

  • It's so fucking frustrating america can get away with this shit with basically no casualties. Not even a single helicopter shot down? The empire can just waltz in, bomb their city, abduct their president, and no one can do anything about it? I'm trying not to be a doomer but what the fuck

  • lmao of course canada's foreign minister calls for "both sides" to respect international law after the illegal bombing of Venezuela and the abduction of their president by amerikkka. Most cucked country on the face of the planet, a year ago it was all "elbows up fuck america" but they're back to their bootlicking ways (not that they ever stopped)

  • people need to remember all american politics are kayfabe, both parties are in lockstep. Almost all "disagreements" between the parties are for show, at the end of the day the dems won't do jack shit about bombing (another) country and kidnapping the president of a sovereign state.

  • decades of anti-russian/anti-soviet and pro-german/pro-axis/clean wehrmacht propaganda. It's so bad you can hold up literal members of the SS as "anti-russian freedom fighters" and you'll have an entire room of parliamentarians clapping like trained seals

  • Happy New Year everyone! Below are two News Bingo cards created by rolling dice against a list of predictions provided by news mega posters, thank you to everyone who contributed! I've also included a blank template and the list of predictions I used for anyone who wants to make their own custom news bingo card

    1. AI bubble pop
    2. A major Cat 5 hurricane makes landfall in the US.
    3. AUKUS deal collapses
    4. Another genocide against Tamils in Sri Lanka
    5. Austria joins NATO hastly and without referendum
    6. Assassination of Burkina Faso's President Ibrahim Traoré
    7. Bangladesh will suffer a violent election period
    8. Banning of communist parties within Germany & Austria
    9. Bibi finally dies
    10. bird flu
    11. BJP begins to decline
    12. Burnese civil war ends with the Tatmadaw out and a shaky leftist coalition coming to power
    13. Catastrophic European heatwave kills thousands, mostly elderly.
    14. China reaches parity in chip making
    15. China does nothing
    16. china sends 5 strong worded letters when usa attacks venezuela and cuba
    17. Democrats reclaim a branch of the government (house/senate) rendering Trump a lame duck for the rest of his term. Nothing changes
    18. Denmark will be too cucked to stop the Trump regime from campaigning in Greenland for an American annexation. The campaign will fail.
    19. Dollar depreciates (but no de-dollarization).
    20. euro crashes (to less than a dollar)
    21. EU seizes frozen Russian state assets.
    22. Earthquakes/Mudslides early this year in California
    23. Failed coup in Bolivia
    24. france announces troop deployments to ukraine
    25. Food inflation will continue to outpace general inflation.
    26. gold crashes below 4k
    27. Greta Thunberg joins a national liberation army
    28. Greens get a strong second in a snap UK election
    29. Israel wins eurovison
    30. india attacks bangladesh
    31. Iran conducts low-yield "demonstration" nuclear test.
    32. Ireland goes on national strike against zionist genocide/Ireland joins NATO
    33. JD Vance becomes defacto (or even dejure) president in spring 2026
    34. Large Earthquake affecting China
    35. Major mass movements in Bolivia oust Paz
    36. Milei dies or goes to prison
    37. merz cdu craters under 20%, die linke still fuck it up
    38. Modi dies or goes to prison
    39. Nile Crisis: Egypt issues military ultimatum to Ethiopia over dam.
    40. one of the acting political leaders of the G20 gets shlaboingboinged
    41. OPERATION TRUE PROMISE IV
    42. Open conflict between Turkey-Saudi Arabia vs UAE-Israhell
    43. rightwinger will win in brazil, cause lula is too busy aura farming
    44. Recession is officially declared as the admin can't keep sweeping it under the rug.
    45. russia continues cuck perseverance run
    46. Russia allowed back in FIFA under conditions
    47. Russia-Ukraine war is resolved
    48. Saudis exposed for being the Zionazi cucks.
    49. Senegal, Chad, or Benin enter into some kind of affiliate relationship with the AES that is structured for eventual full membership
    50. Syrian government collapses
    51. Syrian government normalizing with the zionist entity
    52. sturmer is kicked out, tories get new leader as well
    53. South Africa implements controversial white farmer reparations
    54. The right and the far right win the Danish elections.
    55. The US withdraws from NATO.
    56. The US goes to war with China.
    57. Trump croaking mid-way in his term
    58. Trump starts rapid firing his cabinet picks to deflect from criticism
    59. Ukraine war ceasefire
    60. US launches missile strikes on Venezuela
    61. US and France will begin to move more aggressively against the AES
    62. Vatican-China deal on bishop appointments causes Catholic schism.
    63. Vote of no confidence on Satanyahu
    64. Winter Olympics and/or World Cup derailed
    65. Zelensky is ousted
  • In order to properly insult someone you have to actually understand them otherwise you end up insulting whatever strawman version that lives in your head

  • If by non-brainrot you mean a plain background I'll have a news bingo posted in the news mega in the next day or two

  • :notices-bulge-OwO:

  • I'm still accepting bingo submissions until January 1st, you can see all the current predictions here. Also, Azarova@hexbear.net posted a filled out 2025 news bingo card here (Thank you, I lost the original)

  • Everyone mows their lawn on a separate day. There is never a day without the drone of a lawnmower

  • On the very rare occasions I order delivery I always meet them outside/go to their car, just feels polite to minimize the time the driver has to do the delivery. The only time I've used contactless is if I'm actually sick

  • I just miss when winter meant it stayed well below freezing the whole time instead of the freeze/thaw cycle we have now that turns everything into a rink.

    Edit: otherwise the only thing that gets me down is the lack of sunlight in winter. I've gone days without seeing sunlight due to short days and having to spend the few daylight hours inside without windows.

  • In a similar vein I'm planning on refurbishing my ds lite but all of my games are lost/stolen, does anyone know how hard it is to get pirated games on it? I looked at the second hand market for ds games and I won't pay that much

  • I have a policy to walk out when someone starts sieg heil-ing

    I've done it once before, I don't associate with people who do that shit, I don't care if it's "a joke"

  • Charlie Kirk didn't kill anyone in the same way that Julius Streicher didn't kill anyone (post-WW1)

  • With 2026 around the corner I'm once again asking for predictions to fill out the Official Unofficial Hexbear News Megathread Bingo Card(s)! Please reply to this comment with your suggestions/ideas and I'll post the finished cards before the new year.

    I'll edit this comment with the 2025 card when I'm home from work to see how many were fulfilled over the past year

  • Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

    Here I am, stuck in the mini with you