Inky caps, it looks like.

They have a compound in them that temporarily disables an enzyme your body’s uses in the metabolism of alcohol. Heart palpitation/arrhythmia issues are also a possibility.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprinopsis_atramentaria

supercars…

It’s the day that the US uses to celebrate it’s separation from British ruling.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)

Every year millions of fireworks are set off because of it. A good portion are by people that don’t know their ass from their head and either severely burn themselves/others, blow off a body part, or cause some sort of wildfire.

Hey totally fucked up the perfect opportunity to put his last sentence in doge (meme) speak

Horizontally or vertically?

The Brain knows the (now) caller is totally trying to play the power move. The Brain isn’t giving them an inch.

It has googly eyes

You only need a couple of phrases (and a practiced accent/pronunciation) to seem believable enough for them to give up

Madlibs?

A bullet shape charge?

Come at me, bro

The 3 on the left look like the same person, just in different poses

That was typical-ish summer wear.

For winter, it was closer to this

Meanwhile my sister’s fiancee drank the whole pitcher and is back working there totally believing Elon is some super genius and that the cars are capable of full self-driving. (I really have to bite my tongue when listening to him)

My camry can self-drive too, same outcome. (just off a cliff, rather than in front of a train)

For me it’s mostly from the unintentional overthinking, being inundated by the all the different ways to do something, then becoming overloaded and lost on where or how to start

Well, it’s too big to be an actual louse, unless they have the fingers of an infant…

Maybe closer to deadpool

Liquified comet farts