lore accurate UNSC, master chief was made to slaughter revolutionaries, only thing that stopped them was the covenant beating them to the punch
that plus Halo 2 was just straight up a cartoony 9/11 revenge fanfic in space, the covenant use a plane spaceship to destroy the twin towers space elevator in new york mombasa, the arbiter was originally named the dervish, the villain is pretty much named after muhammad (the prophet of truth), and their villain plot is to suicide bomb the galaxy
the meme is even more apt when you realize the deserter got the game just to leave a bad review and refund, but kim and measurehead both ended up materially supporting the moralintern (the wizard game)
i might just have shit media literacy but the movie was p liberal tbh, it mainly used revolutionaries as a set dressing for a father/daughter drama, and when it did portray them it portrayed them mostly as a bunch of dorks or it being sexual pathology, only the tendency-free sanctuary city operation and bringing your iphone to a protest were really portrayed positively
which is to say even that is better than 99% of hollywood revolutionary portrayal, a very low bar but still
so two days ago he was playing fortnite on the nintendo switch, and because nintendo doesn't use unions in their controller factories, the control sticks eventually start to drift over time. Like the butterfly effect, this caused Newsom to almost lose his #1 Victory Royale because when he got downed his character started moving all over the place, making it harder for his duo to actually get him up. This instantly turned him from 0.5 hitler to 0.4999 repeating hitler, and not wanting lyft and uber riders to have their drivers get wheel drift (driving into a wall bc they're underpaid), he signed the bill, hoping people riding in ubers and lyfts get their own transportation #1 Victory Royale
yeah GL rocks too, I really like how radically different it does the light spectrum stuff and it's cool to have Jo back as a lead character. That and Al Ewing as writer deffo has my attention: I loved Immortal Hulk's anti-capitalist bruce banner
absolute peakman, every panel is just another chance to farm aura
ong the other absolute titles are all good for anyone looking to read more comic slop, absolute martian manhunter reimagines him as a stand user and it's peak shit both writing and art-wise
please, everyone! I need you to give me your toilet paper! hurry! anything you can spare! If you don't, we're all going to be destroyed! please, give me your tp! hurry!
people of earth! are you listening?! don't just stand there with your pants on! listen to me! Kakarot is asking you to lend him your toilet paper! you have to help him! he needs your help! he's shitting for all of us! this is the biggest poop he has ever shit! if we don't wipe, it will destroy us all! it's up to you now! you have to spread your cheeks and lend him your toilet paper! all of you! hurry! hurry!
the voice you just heard belongs to the hero, Vegeta! you must do what he says! spread your cheeks above your head! don't you see the great ball of shit that Son Goku is making? you are all contributing to it! it is the only thing that can save us all! please, for the sake of your planet, and your underwear, lend him your toilet paper!
this only scratches the surface, i tried to have a mental orgasm in china and they used the cuban migraine ray device to implant an engram of Xi Jinping wagging a finger at me into my brain
lore accurate UNSC, master chief was made to slaughter revolutionaries, only thing that stopped them was the covenant beating them to the punch
that plus Halo 2 was just straight up a cartoony 9/11 revenge fanfic in space, the covenant use a
planespaceship to destroy thetwin towersspace elevator in newyorkmombasa, the arbiter was originally named the dervish, the villain is pretty much named after muhammad (the prophet of truth), and their villain plot is to suicide bomb the galaxy