And guess what color they fluoresce.

I’m sure there’s some principles we can jettison or some vulnerable minority we can throw under the bus that can get him to come around.

And two, possibly three if you count the guy who rushed the stage during a rally in 2016, against Trump. Novikov is 49-0 by my count.

The Greek pantheon wasn’t known for being just or consistent. And technically, Prometheus didn’t even steal anything. The gods could still make fire as they pleased.

Prometheus pirated fire. And the punishments for piracy are worse than theft.

No, you see, he’s been studying ventriloquism and just fell into the habit of replacing m with n. And also pronounces migrants weird, like he’s only ever read it and not heard it pronounced, since Republicans are all such avid readers and how often does immigration really come up in their conversations?

I heard it was a bendy straw.

What kind of Democrat does it take to get elected senator in Alabama?

One who was running against Roy Moore, the predator who would sexually assault teenage girls he met at the mall. We’re talking a guy in his 30s who would hit on teenagers at Sears.

That said, yeah, Garland was a shit choice and Jones probably isn’t the best either, but the staunchest legal attack dog in the Democratic Party I know of is, well, currently running for president.

He broke kayfabe.

Think about the standard answers to what people would do if they had a time machine.

Another data point in favor of the Novikov self-consistency principle?

Karens everywhere suddenly get inspired.

The party is supporting an ongoing genocide, and has adopted Republican border policy and support for fracking. The Biden administration openly brags about having the greatest oil production of any administration, as though that’s not something to be ashamed of. That’s what I consider moving to the right. And what centrists consider a good start.

Cheney is circumspect about it, but if you read eep enough, you can see he’s not voting for Harris, but against Trump. Meanwhile, George Will makes it clear – he’s NOT a friend of Kamala Harris or Progressivism. He’s just anti-Trump and wants Trump out of his political sphere.

Keep moving right. I’m sure they’ll come around. Not like any of you need encouragement.

Oh christ. The party has moved so far to the right, Dick Cheney and George Will are on board.

Pointing that out is “Hurting the party”? Give me a fucking break. Not everyone who isn’t as delighted that the Democratic Party moves to the right is the Russian Chinese Bot you walked right up to the line of accusing me of being in order to not get your comment removed by the mods.

Do you have an actual argument,or do you just scream “trumper!” at anyone to the left of George Will and Dick Cheney?

Congratulations to centrists on the occasion of the achievement of their only ambition. You finally moved so far to the right that you’re actually getting Republicans’ approval.

High visibility is probably a good idea for a vehicle designed for residential deliveries.

“These people disagree with me and therefore are Russian stooges” is weird,

It sure is. You should use some other criterion to make that judgement, but you never have and never will.

Not liking genocide is weird to you?

Of people who disagree with you, so they must be Russian. There is no other possible explanation for being upset about genocide.

Centrists are so enamored with the smell of their own farts that they can’t imagine anyone not liking the smell.