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EmptySlime

@ EmptySlime @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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  • I wasn't the one that wrote it, I was taking a crack at what seemed to be the meaning

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  • "I struggle with lustful thoughts when I stare at men's asses and have to actively stop myself from acting on them. Therefore all men struggle with the same thoughts, being gay is a choice, and those who chose to be gay are simply evil degenerates." Basically

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  • For real. How can any of us hope to match their purity? We should give up now. They are truly the best advocate for LGBTQ+ rights.

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  • Where did any of this say that the majority of homophobes are self hating gays? It's a joke about the incredible amount of male anti-gay politicians that have literally been caught in sexual acts with other men. What are we? Not allowed to use hyperbole for the sake of comedy?

     
        
"Man I hate squares..."

"How dare you slander all rectangles like that."

"Not all rectangles are squares dude."

  • Pokémon, alchemy and magic kind of do exist

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  • Better for the early game, sure. But have you seen the stats on some of those late game cat evolutions? The dog line starts having serious type disadvantages when you're getting ready to challenge the gym at Waco.

    I mean I'm sorry what?

  • Tom Homan Says Trump Admin Sending National Guard to L.A. Over ICE Protests

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  • You mean the thing that allows the president to remove people from the US according to famed puppy killer Kristi Noem?

    That's what he's trying to enforce you silly goat! Those filthy protestors are trying to stop ICE from doing just that. /s

    Bet these ghouls are just salivating at the potential justification to invoke the insurrection act.

  • Delicious

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  • I think it's called There's Something About Mary?

  • Trump Taps Palantir to Create Master Database on Every American

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  • Something something accusing their opposition of doing the thing that they either are currently doing, or 100% would be doing if they had the opportunity.

  • Fiona Hill: Trump is terrified of Putin, I’ve seen it first hand

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  • Less assuming it is one or the other than guessing which one seems more likely of the two. Probably I'm hoping that it's just the pee tape because it's the most funny option I've seen laid out. That all of this stems from an act that in and of itself registers at "okay, that's kind of weird" but isn't like omg your life is over y'know?

  • Fiona Hill: Trump is terrified of Putin, I’ve seen it first hand

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  • I still kinda want it to be the "pee tape" everyone was speculating about last time around. Because that's the funniest possible piece of kompromat I can think of that Putin could have on ole Donnie Boy. Realistically though considering his longstanding friendship with Epstein...

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  • It... It's gotta be Adult Maggie from when they showed the kids all grown up, right? ...right?

  • they/he rule

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  • Near as I can figure the joke is that Montreal has a reputation for queer people with... An interesting fashion aesthetic.

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  • The cynical part of me says it's probably because cameras grab everyone. Compared to human enforcement which can be... Subtly encouraged to only enforce the speed limit on the "right people"

  • Klarna Hiring Back Human Help After Going All-In on AI

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  • Well yeah the AI support is just the next iteration of confusing telephone trees and long wait times. The direct hope is that they make it just convoluted enough that a chunk of people that they before would have to "waste money" serving and fixing whatever problem they had will instead just give up without opening them up to liability for denying service. Only now they can do it while hiring even fewer actual people to handle the cases that get through.

  • But you don't have to take MY word for it.

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  • As far as I've seen their argument is usually something along the lines of "The West is so antagonistic, of course they have to cozy up to Russia. They're pretty much the only country not trying to destroy them."

    It's all bullshit of course. In reality it's almost always just Campism. North Korea opposes the Great SatanUS therefore they must be good. Any evil they've done has to be actually our fault and not any kind of evil or corruption from them.

  • Trump drops Biden’s demand that Saudis recognize Israel in nuclear deal with US — sources

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  • I don't think it's that deep. I think he's just trying to dismantle any "Biden win" he can. Probably wants to drop it here and get them to normalize outside of that deal so he can say that it was all him.

  • But you don't have to take MY word for it.

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  • I'm guessing some variation of "You don't understand... The West forced them to go all those things with the sanctions or whatever" has definitely been said by that individual before.

  • xkcd #3086: Globe Safety

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  • Notice how the lines the 7/10" is attached to go from one side of the miniature globe to the other? This indicates that measurement is meant to be a diameter. Looking back at the paragraph before he talks about 0.35" being Earth's Schwarzschild Radius. Radius is half of diameter so doubling that radius you get 0.7 or 7/10" across at which the Earth would become a black hole.

    That's what that mini diagram is showing.

  • Oklahoma GOP legislators ask Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage

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  • More like if we let gays get married the women-folk might have an option beyond being trapped in a marriage to a potentially abusive husband (them) the way God™ intended.

    That's what they're scared of. That women might choose to be alone or "be gay" rather than be with them.