Liberals will do anything they can to avoid turning left.

Lmao why do I get the feeling it’s the same “bootstraps” advice that fucked our life skills in the first place

Ok, if I chopped you up into a meat grinder…

How many Doritos can you eatos?

…woke a special part of me I never knew existed

I tried to read the bible once, but it was just too woke.

It’s me I’m the dinosaur

You’re just jealous that my legs are perfect for trash grabbing

The whole system is built around you being straight, idiot. You aren’t oppressed.

Dionysus has gotta taste like wine.

I dunno man is Prometheus a birb?

If yes than proceed with caution because he will mess your bowels up

Yeah, I’m sure it was women that ruined Mozilla and not the same capitalist enshittification that ruins everything.

Even with near unlimited money the ruling class can only build unimaginative, ugly things.

Putin is a capitalist oligarch and a homophobe. We hate him too, obviously.

Hating US backed imperialism and Ukrainian Nazis doesn’t mean we’re pro Putin.

They can try, but their bad karma will catch up to them

Til exercise makes you tall