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  • What? Where was that in the article?

  • I have a trapped nerve in my spine, so I'm well aware of my method as other methods goose me.

  • Turkeys used to eat peacocks? Well, I never.

  • You're right. I didn't zoom, bozo.

  • I like him and I'm going nowhere.

  • That describes the majority of people, and really depends on who's defining what's an agreeable opinion.

  • It's gotta be boner, bitch, or balls.

  • So why is a course lined with people's homes?

  • And that's your username?

  • He stopped loving her today by George Jones.

    The First Time ever I saw your face by Johnny Cash.

    Fast Car by Tracy Chapman.

  • Stymied by being dead.

  • And Out Come the Wolves by Rancid or Today's Empire, Tomorrow's Ashes by Propagandhi.

    Lounge Against the Machine by Richard Cheese deserves an honourable mention.

  • And as yet no songs.

  • I won't ejaculate.

  • I know how to stroke my cat. We've had 22 years together to practice.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Did you know that the Irish will only put a maximum of 239 beans in soups or stews?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Murphy is 22 this week, so we got him a cushion of his grumpy little old man face.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Who loves a bath?

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    My feed often confuses images and post titles. I'd try to find a solution but it can be funny.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Are you familiar with that thing where you eat popcorn and you get a tough little piece lodged way back in the depths of your mouth right by the base of your tongue?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Are you familiar with that thing where you eat popcorn and you get a tough little piece lodged way back in the depths of your mouth right by the base of your tongue?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Moth trap

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Where can I post my Halloween outfit? It's awesome.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Devastating songs

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The answer to the question posed in mobile game ads 'think you can do better?' is always 'yes'.

  • Casual UK @feddit.uk

    Anyone ever see this used on a salad?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm no fancy bird doctor

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    I have never in my 43 years heard of anyone else with the first name Sigourney.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Anyone else see the large-jawed grey-stubbled game character face?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I've just received a diagnosis for colour blindness

  • Shitty/Trashy Tattoos @lemmy.ca

    True

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Anyone else get the thing where images and post titles become confused? It can often be humourous.

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL Roy Orbison wasn't blind. He just wore dark prescription glasses due to an impairment that made him sensitive to bright lights.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    She's about 35