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Delphia

@ Delphia @lemmy.world

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  • Thanks Gustave

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  • Absolutely. They are stickup weapons, you pull them on someone on the other side of a register. The dude behind the counter will still shit himself.

  • Pot crashing out the kettle

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  • Skibidi Toilet is also objectively fucking amazing.

    If you dont look at it as "Stupid stuff on the internet" and instead reframe it as "Indie Scifi movie made by 1 person on a home pc using free tools" its a hell of an accomplishment. I've watched big budget movies from established studios that got less of an emotional response out of me.

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    I kind of miss being single

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  • I love my wife and daughter SO much I also wish they would fuck off for a whole weekend somewhere so I can live like I'm 22 again for 48 hours. I also feel guilty about wanting this but I feel like feeling guilty is what makes me not a bad person.

    Its close enough to good.

  • You sure about that?

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  • I think he was more about the C

  • You sure about that?

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  • As much as I hate the constant stream of lazy, lying bullshit I do love a really clever campaign.

    Think of the sheer balls an advertising company had to have to walk into the initial "Compare the Market" add campaign pitch and say the word "Meerkats" and then go on to explain they would say next to fuckall about what the company actually did.

  • Awww now the hate is coming for her

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  • She's gonna rip her shirt and fuck an alien?

  • il boohoo

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  • Money cant buy Happiness, but given the choice I'd rather do my crying in a Bentley.

  • You can choose 1 superpower, but the first reply is the side effect. What superpower would you choose?

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  • You have no choice but to see everything, wether you want to or not.

  • Where u at?

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  • The answer is simpler than that. Musicians have been using excel for songwriting for ages.

    You use the cells as timing marks and you have different lines for instrument notes, overlapping lyrics, etc.

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    Why is bicycle riding so controversial in America?

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  • Bicycle riding, vegans, linux, dieting, crossfit, etc.

    You dont know the normal ones, you know the foaming at the mouth loonies who wont shut up about it.

  • How has there not yet been a leak of the Epstein files? Surely there is someone with access to them that could have been subject to worldwide pressure to let something out.

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  • The only defence I can think of for not releasing them is that they are written in code that could destroy people for doing nothing other than having met him and there is no reference key.

    E.g Mr X, a1 4d b2

    Mr Y, a1 3f b2

    A1 means "Straight and unmarried" but 4d means "Totally a Pedo" and 3f means "Will probably call the police if you even hint at it" and b2 is "Drinks heavily, doesnt do drugs"

    Now thats a heavy handed example but look at all the conjecture about who "Bubba" is... Now imagine the conspiracy theorists if thats what the lists look like. That all being said even if they dont make them public the fact that they have these files and theres been no arrests is fucking shameful.

  • Just work a little harder

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  • Americans who have never left America dont realise that dirt fucking poor looks largely the same around the world. The fact that we have socialised medicine doesnt turn not having the money for groceries into a utopia.

  • How do you beat post-work floppiness?

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  • Yeah, I'm doomed if my ass hits couch. I need to maintain some form of momentum.

  • Bank Workers, Rejoice!

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  • In Australia the Average mortgage loan term is over 30 years but the average duration before its paid out or refinanced is only 8 years. Id be more worried about the terms and conditions surrounding early payout and refinancing than the theoretical maximum term of the loan on paper because if they want to be truly predatory thats where it will be hiding.

  • you're untapped value

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  • Rotisserie Chickens are a weird kind of family staple for many Australian families.

    One chicken, one tub of coleslaw or a bag of salad and a 6 pack of breadrolls and you can feed a family of 4. It doesnt cost as much as takeaway.

  • I've heard New Yorkers are devastated

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  • I wonder if any other candidates for office will run on this as a platform.

    "Vote for me, Kid Rock will stay away."

  • She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻‍♂️🎸

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  • You know in that Shania Twain song she doesnt care if you're good looking, smart or have a car. So you can be a dumb ugly fuck who takes the bus if you're loaded.

  • She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻‍♂️🎸

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  • Shania Twain still wont be impressed.

  • What's an artificial limitation you put on yourself that has improved your personal life?

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  • Wallet front right, phone left front, keys either left knee or left rear (if no cargo pockets), work keys around my neck on a lanyard. If they arent there I have lost them and they must be found immediately.