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Delphia

@ Delphia @lemmy.world

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  • Do people actually believe those "gurus" on the internet that supposedly "give advice"? These seems very sussy and feel scam-adjacent, isn't it?

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  • One of the fitness people I follow has two apps and he regularly tells his viewers "You dont NEED my apps to get great results, you dont NEED to watch my videos either. I just think they both help. Now just subscribing as a member is just money for me so you should definitely do that"

    Which is a level of influencer honesty I can definitely get behind.

  • Canadian officials say US health institutions no longer dependable for accurate information

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  • Honestly its entirely possible that some of them are just one person now.

  • Guys in relation to anything sexual

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  • More like...

    SIX SEVEN waves hands

  • granted being a teenager felt like an eternity

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  • You want a counterpoint that always gets hate?

    People need to learn to roll their eyes and let boys be boys TO A HEALTHY DEGREE (thats in bold for a reason) Teenage boys are constantly hearing "Violent movies arent good, violent videogames arent good, the way you interact with your friends is toxic, fast cars and loud motorbikes are for people with small dicks, contact sports are for meatheads, combat sports are downright evil, MASCULINITY IS TOXIC!!!"

    You know who isnt telling them that everything they like, everything that gets their blood pumping and everything they identify as something important about them is somehow "wrong" Andrew Fucking Tate and everyone like him.

  • Mom with the real questions

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  • A friend of mine lost his 4 generations old family home in some bushfires about 10 years ago. He will never admit it to his extended family but he says it was a blessing.

    His house was full of shit that as nice as it was and the sentimental value of the huge dining table that great grandad built with the tree that got brought down in the storm in the top paddock in 32 was real. He felt like he couldnt change anything, couldnt sell anything and was stuck living in his grandparents house.

  • goddamn Roman weeby techbros are so insufferable

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  • Its not a consumer product, its a big business product. You just turned every Walmart staff member into a walking security camera that also monitors the staff member.

  • goddamn Roman weeby techbros are so insufferable

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  • You're looking at this wrong. How many employees wear a lanyard?

    From a business case its brilliant. Dystopian as fuck but brilliant. Every McDonalds manager now has a high def camera that can be voice activated around their neck, Every Walmart greeter and shift supervisor, every Home Depot Dept head...

    Sketchy looking guy near the expensive power tools? "Pineapples 'Hi sir can I help you with anything today?"

    Need to ask someone to leave? "Pineapples Ok, we cant allow that in the restaurant. You need to leave please"

    See a sketchy looking person

  • People like this

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  • Ok that was 3 hours ago. What does it say now? Lol

  • What's your kinda-unimpressive 'claim to fame'?

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  • No, but I did dumb shit like not making easy kills when I could and doing it the hard way, only using my sidearm and still doing better than him, actually kicking it up into high gear and wiping out the whole enemy team solo...

    I did feel bad for smurfing all the innocent players who were indirect victims.

  • Denmark becomes first country in world to end letter delivery

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  • The generation that cant email, text or videocall are dying out. The fact is that everyone laments this, wrings their hands, calls it an outrage and then doesnt send a letter or christmas card ever and already gets all of their bills via email. They love the idea of mail.

  • What's your kinda-unimpressive 'claim to fame'?

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  • https://youtu.be/TfxScKi_Zec

    Not just scoring on someone but adding a bunch of unnecessary showboating, flair and complexity while scoring to really put some emphasis on it.

  • What's your kinda-unimpressive 'claim to fame'?

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  • I was a top 1000 ranked player in R6 Siege for a while. Which sounds unimpressive to people who dont know that at one point there were about 30 million registered players.

    Funny Story about that is that I decided to take a break because I was starting to take it too seriously. I was good but I wasnt going to go pro and I had a good job and a mortgage that I was putting at risk by staying up all night playing. So I actually really got into Angry Birds and Plants Vs Zombies for a while something easy enough to just put down and get some sleep... anyway I was at dinner with some of my wifes work friends a few weeks later and it came up that I was a gamer and one of her friends husbands asked me what I was playing and I said "Recently Angry Birds..." and before I could say anything else he turned into an absolute gatekeeping shitlord lecturing me about how that isnt real gaming and so on for about 5 minutes. Then he mentioned he played Siege... I couldnt help myself "Ive seen that, maybe I could add you on steam and try it out sometime" so a little creative account making later a few nights later I joined him in a few casual matches. I spent about 2 hours casually windmill dunking on him before I was like "Man this IS fun, but its getting late. I might head to bed, play a little AB before I crash out."

    He was at the Xmas party this year and he is still butthurt.

  • Spanish woman who found fame for botching fresco restoration dies

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  • Hey you can love something and be shit at it.

    I love driving race cars, some of the best days of my life had me coming in last place.

  • Someone parked in "my spot" today

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  • Did... did you say "meow"?

  • THIS is so true

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  • The balls in question are metaphorical. Its just a lazy reply to reply to dudes who act like I'm a pussy because I dont care about football.

    Not even all that big on motor racing, If I dont get to drive it I dont really care.

  • Not much has changed

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  • Ok, that was kind of funny.

  • Not much has changed

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  • A lot of his stuff isnt very funny, but its also not highly objectionable. At the end of the day if people see someone constantly posting stuff they dont like block user is right there. Its so much more effective than downvoting every post they make. It doesnt have to be with malicious intent like "Fuck this guy" Ive got tons of communities blocked simply because the content is not relevant to me. Its just clutter.

  • Not much has changed

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  • Honestly I'm all for it.

    Not everything needs to be about the evils of capitalism. I posted in an ADHD community about how I think I'm fed up with managing my symptoms and I'm going to talk to a doctor and someone suggested that Capitalism is to blame for my symptoms.

    Im surprised they didnt try to tell me I'd also have less trouble focusing if I switched to Linux.

  • I'm here for memes, not snappy Xitter, 4Chan, reddit or similarly sourced screenshots of texts

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  • I mean I agree. But I also appreciate people finding the quality comedy on those places for me and sharing it here.

    Maybe just start a "SocialMediaGems" sub or something.