(F)ELON

How did I not notice this until now?

sudo !!

“I’m in danger”

If you want Pluto to be a planet, have the definition of “planet” changed so that Pluto would fall within that definition.

It’s misdirection and makes any laws or regulations specifically mentioning the Gulf of Mexico no longer apply since “tHeRe iSnT a gULf oF mExIcO.”

We need to stop the needless CEO killings by switching to universal healthcare! Think of all the CEO lives we could save by doing this!

Jesus Christ! No thanks! I can’t imagine improperly placing cabinet knobs on closet doors like that

And if I’m not one of those things? 🫣

Fucking YouTube. I’ve wasted so much of my life and lost hours of sleep because of it.

Any suggestions on where to emigrate? Asking for a friend

Omitting the dot removes Canadian French too

Lol I’m currently experiencing this now with my cat as I read this post

Touchscreens are cheaper UI part too. It saved money and “looked cool”… Win-win for shareholders

The book cover would be a photo of Musk 😆

Feeling for a 2cm x 1.5cm button is way different than trying to read braille.

At least Menards offers a truck you can rent temporarily to transport your large items home.

Damn, they’re really on the ball for reminding us for June 2025!

I find it funny they’ve been trying to kill the Control Panel for 12 years now and still haven’t been able to do it. Microsoft, here’s an idea you can have for free: Put an “Other” section in the Settings app that opens the Control Panel inside the app, QED.

You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now

A tale as old as time