Lol. Thanks.
Low earth orbit is consistently unsstable but the drag and gravity is pretty consistent so you're guaranteed to have to consistently adjust away from earth and speed up, or go the starlink route and just plan on launching a satellite replacement every 5 years(they do still have thrusters and adjust to stay in the right areas for their lifespan).
The lagrange point actually has a wobble to it. Due to solar radiation and gravity from other planets as they move around, so that sweet little perfect spot of neutral gravity moves around in distance between the sun and the earth all the time.
We'd probably have an easier time covering like 5% of our planet in mirrors spread out all over the place. That would cool the planet down by about 2c. Good luck keeping them all clean.
I'm sorry your shitty mom ass let your child play with a power cleaning tool and you let your kid get hurt. Quit projecting out over your own fuck up.