Praying for winning sports events has always been the funniest to me. Just the idea that an omnipotent being a) cares about the outcome of a passtime, b) would use their power to affect the outcome while many suffer or die from random events they didn't deserve, and c) does so at the expense of all the players and supporters of the other team. It's just so audacious to pray for something so trivial.
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Maybe Trump will cancel new year's to prevent 2026 from happening, then it will be the third January of 2025.