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I’ll write something here later probably. In the meantime, hi to whoever’s reading this I hope you get a chance to enjoy something kind today :)

  • Frodo at the end of LotR was pretty permanently screwed up from his suffering. Sometimes there’s a hint of realism from authors/media creators.

  • Feel better soon, Nutmeg!

  • That poor baby 😭 I can’t imagine the restraint it must take not to constantly snuggle the lil guy. Rooting for him though 🩵

  • This is glorious. So many details to take in; handsome squidward, SpongeBob’s expression, Gary’s eyelashes, how dainty and peaceful little fetus plankton looks.

    Your contribution to humanity will not be forgotten. I will never unsee this thing I have explicitly asked for and my day is genuinely richer for it. Thank you 🙏

  • This is unironically beautiful. And Gary being a good emotional support snail to boot 😭

  • USian ‘90s born:

    • 911 before kindergarten, watched it on live TV.
    • Increasing school shootings year over year
    • Incessant racism by paranoid family members and media writ large (which made even little me feel icky)
    • 2008 Great Recession. Constant fear of where my next meal was coming from all through middle school.
    • More school shootings
    • Was supposed to idolize a man who dumped drone bombs on foreign kids because at least he wasn’t Bush. Still wondered why we had troops in the Middle East if things were supposed to be better?
    • At least equal marriage was federally legalized in 2015. Yay
    • Missed the deadline to vote in 2016 due to moving issues, had to watch hell happen in real time.
    • Lived in a major city, therefore in constant fear of nuclear holocaust due to a deranged rapist not keeping his mouth shut. After growing up in fear of anthrax in the mail and getting gunned down at school :)))
    • Told that college was the only way I’d make anything of myself. Graduated into COVID.
    • Watched reproductive rights get ripped away from millions after my family scoffed that they wouldn’t. My own grandmother had bodily rights longer than I did.
    • Been pinching my nose and voting consistently since 2018, but still see fascism come roaring back full swing and transphobia+racism+now pedophilia get openly celebrated by a majority of rubes.

    Plus a ton of my own health issues that only worsened after getting COVID (and that’s with the vaccine, I fear for what would have happened without it)? Yeah, I’m waiting to get off the ride but refuse to do it myself out of spite.

    I want to see the obituaries of at least a few of these bastards, first.

  • Why should I worried about what seemed like novel mocap-type technology when I live in a surveillance state dystopian hellscape where roves of masked racist invaders are ripping my neighbors off the street, and the tech companies here are gleefully enabling and profiting off it?

  • My tiny jerkbag overlord is yelling at me in her holy tongue for me to leave my bedroom instead of sleep. The little god is not pleased lol

  • Completely irrelevant but I hear that in Bender’s voice every time

  • Poe’s law in action

  • 21st century banana republics. When can we have this bastard’s head in a basket?

  • Ensuring dead internet theory, one fucked up patent at a time.

  • Lil bud looks like they just took the best nap of their life

  • That episode was both painful and hilarious

  • Good on those parents for advocating for their kids’ wishes!

    When even the students are stressed and overwhelmed by the enshittification, that should be a glaring sign that something has to change. Humans need a break from the always-on, endless stream of digital information, especially that young.

  • Chekhov’s chainsaw clown not having any follow through is killing me

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  • Probably because they’re loaded with everything-resistant diseases.

    Dismember them and toss them into the deepest parts of the ocean though, for sure