I have half an idea here, but let’s say we eventually figure out President Joffrey is part of this. They’ll try some bullshit argument about “he gets away with it because he’s president” and fight about it in court. Fine. Loophole, courts will sort it out.

What I’m interested in: Couldn’t the US government still seize the illicit money and force him to prove he earned it legally. They do that shit to other criminals in America. Why not use that legal concept on Mr Trump’s crime family?

Use Trump’s money as leverage to get him to squeal on everyone else for criminal charges they all can eat.

Line up all the suspects and the only one with means, motive, and opportunity is the far-right fascist government of Israel and its Mossad. They benefit politically from Mid-East war, whether they’re directly involved or not. It’s a win for them.

That we stay allied with them despite decades of them committing war crime after war crime is fairly compelling evidence that the Republican Party at-large, and this administration specifically, are being blackmailed by other far-right governments into doing their bidding. We know there are Democrats on that blackmail list, too.

Trump: I will wait five days before I commit some more fuckin’ war crimes

Jesus fucking Christ, America. Drag the fucker out back and deal with him already.

This is great, because every minute these wife-beating trolls are running the TSA lines is another minute that they’re not out in the community, hurting people.

I hope these assholes spend the rest of Trump’s pre-prison term at the airport.

I don’t have sympathy for Israel because they’re the bastards behind the 9/11 attacks on America.

“Trust me bro” is neither an acceptable source nor an acceptable form of birth control…though it appears to be working for the women nearest you.

We ought to make conservatism illegal, the way Germany made being a Nazi illegal.

Why wouldn’t there be preggos in heaven?

You think God raped Mary and then stopped raping? Think like Mariska Hargitay for a minute.

Take heart: There are far more of us than there are of them.

And the President is a pig-faced child-raping traitor.

Put that in the database, too.

Only pedophiles would think about children’s dicks as much as Republicans do.

It’s crazy how often he accidentally admits he’s a sexual-assault enthusiast, like here.

There is literally no mechanism by which that happens.

Practically speaking, the next President has to go through and undo all of this asshole’s changes on paper, by signing new EOs and (in some cases) asking Congress for a law to sign. Most of it is administrative, so easy to undo without Congress.

We can’t do anything about anyone he pardoned. They stay pardoned. Can’t get around that, Constitutionally.

Is there some kind of GoFundMe?

That’s not what was written.

If you were any more dishonest, we’d have to assume you’re a Republican.

In other words: You’re a traitor who sold out everyone else to make a buck.

Why the fuck you think that’s bragworthy is an entirely different discussion. Personally, I hope you step on nothing but nails for the rest of your life.

Trump’s book would, unfortunately, be a children’s book.

The first Texan to roll Paxton into the Gulf of Mexico wins.

Conservatives hate democracy.

They always have and they likely always will.

Senator Shrek strikes again.