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Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]

@ Alaskaball @hexbear.net

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Why are you profile stalking like a creep?

  • Armed man shot and killed trying to enter Mar-a-lago

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  • Soviet doctrine for attackers vs defenders requiring 3:1

    U.S army also uses that for light infantry engagements. It's 5:1 when it's in difficult terrain or urban terrain.

    And that's their consideration even with modern armaments and for conventional warfare. But that's also out of date for contemporary warfare a la the Ukraine war, where I'd want to go over the statistics from both sides to see how it's evolved

  • I think "North Korea bad!" is the final boss of American liberal brain-worms. It takes a lot of deprogramming to unlearn this truism. The country's survival and growth should be an inspiring story.

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  • or has the guy that was executed randomly appear later after their execution on both video and photo alive and well

  • Moats are back!

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  • its easier to move to an island like new zealand than trying to build a fortress in the U.S. Honestly if they're that worried, why not just lobby blackrock to provide the service of making a fortress city for the rich somewhere in the continental USA. if you cant fuck off to an island where the oceans are your best natural defense, creating a very inaccessible DMZ around a city is probably the next best thing, as collective security is infinitely better than individual security. But fuck 'em. make your fancy fallout shelters. An air filtration system built to U.S. Army Corps of Engineers standards with a nuclear grade hepa particulate filter, ptfe hoses, and CPVC pipes doesn't filter cement.

    Though I'm kinda curious how much nasty shit can you pour down the pipes before you oversaturate the filter and stank them out of house and home. scientifically speaking.

  • WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!

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  • "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

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    Nashville Sit-ins Begin (1960) - Novo General Megathread for the 13th-19th of February 2026

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  • I AM STUPENDOUSLY PROUD OF MY GIGANTIC POWERFUL YET TECH BARBARIC BRAIN for figuring out how to move a few files from my C drive to drives with more space AND connecting them via command prompt mklinking them with both a /D and /J thingy. I have no idea what I actually did, but everything is working exactly like it was before I did the move, but with the added benefit of having a shitton more space on my C drive!

  • What "conspiracy theories" do you believe in?

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  • You get blinded, fuck up and wreck and it's your fault. You get gouged more, and you need a new car that has coincidentally also has those new head Lights that cause accidents. The cycle repeats.

    Also they get tax breaks and funding to make them even more shit

  • What "conspiracy theories" do you believe in?

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  • If you question the narrative you get called a mud-grubbing luddite peasant

  • What "conspiracy theories" do you believe in?

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  • Big bulb is in bed with the automotive and insurance companies to make LEDs as fucking awful as possible to further price gouge the worker with their claim denial bullshit while looting the treasury with their legalized "ethical and efficient light bulb" bullshit

  • If Marx was alive today and was a gamer, what genre would he primarily play?

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  • Engels: silly VNs like monster prom, friendslop games, very casual and easy social games you can chatter over

    Marx: Victoria 2/3, The Stanley Parable, SOMA, Disco Elysium, thinky thinky games, anything with good worldbuilding and story.

    Lenin: Victoria 2/3, any games with great classical style soundtracks. Probably wouldn't play it for the game but just turn it on for the music. Like the nier games, expedition 33, the velvet room in the persona games, etc.

    Stalin: forced to play HOI4 with mods by his friends. Wants to play games like stardew Valley, slime rancher, and other comfy games. Occasionally plays Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic to get the economy bone out of him because he doesn't want to get dragged into Vicky with the others.

    Trotsky: acts like he doesn't play games but enjoys extremely horny VNs on the down low.

    Mao: CK3 playing as a peasant trying to overthrow the Tang Dynasty and become the new emperor

    Che: final fantasy games. Anything that has 'friendship Is magic' heroic idealism

    Fidel: those EA sports games, Dave the Diver, subnautica

    Kim Il-sung: The Sims, peaceful colony builders.

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    [Fake] Nothing to see here…

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  • Second formal warning

    Rule 13: Doctored images, fake social media posts, generated content, and satire/parody that appears real should be clearly marked as fake and/or posted in the designated communities.

  • .worlder has thoughts on the trolly problem

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  • mmm yers, death by starvation, illness, exposure, and so forth are so much better than being bombed or shot. No, ignore the fact that the end result is the same, whats important is that our horse blinders and ear plugs are protecting us from whatever our bluemaga overlords don't want us to see

  • known fed sepia thinks hexbear is spreading olympics propraganda

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  • Beautiful 😍 🤩 👌 😘 😊 😍

  • .worlder suggests hexbear mods lead the country

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  • Cowbee is a family guy, he literally has better things to do!

  • .worlder suggests hexbear mods lead the country

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  • No no no

  • known fed sepia thinks hexbear is spreading olympics propraganda

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  • Onion rings?

  • .worlder suggests hexbear mods lead the country

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  • I FUCKING WON'T

  • .worlder has thoughts on the trolly problem

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  • If I had editing skills I'd erase the other track, slap the lib sign to the other side of the main murder track, and slap a little sign that says [D = 🐌] and [R = 🐇 ] next to the lever.

    Then title it xXAmericaXx or something churlish

  • known fed sepia thinks hexbear is spreading olympics propraganda

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  • What the hell is a curling anyways

  • .worlder suggests hexbear mods lead the country

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  • shut down the country until the mods of hexbear are made leaders

    No fucking thank you. I don't care if you try and guilt trip me like the Bolsheviks did to Stalin, I do not want any power whatsoever. I already don't like the responsibilities of power I do have and I'll fucking exile myself to some random corner of my state without internet if I'm forced to take on any more roles.

    And by God and communism as my witness if I get dragged into some position of power my first order of business is to purge every person that put me in power and flee to be the ultimate hikki-NEET where ever I can find peace

  • music @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Another official unofficial hexbear theme song

  • art @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    'The name and work of Lenin will live forever!' — Soviet Ukrainian poster, 1984. Published by Politvydav, a state publishing house.

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    They're still dabbing on us

  • videos @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net
    Ersatz

    pilot episode. An eternal world War 1 body horror short film

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    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

    theonion.com /report-you-to-be-fired-for-reading-this-headline-about-charlie-kirk/
  • Games @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Rockstar baulks as a Charlie Kirk assassination mission is created in GTA Online, bans it and censors his name, but there's more out there

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Amogus

  • christianity @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    test post

    albany1845.wixsite.com /adventlearningcenter/post/filioque
  • art @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Art by Joaquín Salvador Lavado Tejón "Quino". Unknown title.

  • art @hexbear.net
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    Art by Al Muqaddimah

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Game of my life

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    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Maduro thrashing on Trump on the dance floor is why they bagged him

  • Games @hexbear.net
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    Cw: killing death

    Short game play vid on the Chinese game that's about to be released on steam "The Defiant", FPS game.

  • news @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    In more lighter news: 9 Boats sink and roofs collapse in Juneau under the weight of heavy snow

    www.alaskasnewssource.com /2026/01/03/boats-sink-roofs-collapse-juneau-under-weight-heavy-snow/
  • christianity @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Hey folks the next hexbear official meetup of 2026 is going to happen in Naju, South Korea! We're all gonna get excommunicated together!

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    As the kind and merciful Lenin said, don't be cringe

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    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Share the apples or we'll treat you how they treated coffee and corn in Steinbeck's book "The Grapes of Wrath"

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    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Germany's only w

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    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Bosnia & Herzegovina and Turkish supremacy

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    Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Barbaric behavior the further north you go. Except Scotland. They're alright.