Share the apples or we'll treat you how they treated coffee and corn in Steinbeck's book "The Grapes of Wrath"

Lot of sectarian ankle-biters running around spitting in each other's faces, time to set a positive example where we show a some appreciation for each other in these last moments of 2025 (if it's 2026 when you're reading this, shut up and act like it's still 2025 until it's 2026 in alaska)