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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • Whats the worst book anyone has ever recommended you?

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  • I listened to Fountainhead audiobook and from the very start, I knew I was going to fucking hate this Roarke fella. What an absolute wanker.

  • Hummus rule

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  • It's helpful to always have a sourdough starter on or about your person.

  • Zelenskyy refuses to cede land to Russia as he rallies European support

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  • Yes

  • Zelenskyy refuses to cede land to Russia as he rallies European support

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  • When a home invader breaks in, just let him keep the living room, as long as he stays out of the kitchen and bedrooms. It's a reasonable compromise.

  • That's interesting

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  • what to invest in

    Oof, RIP your inheritance.

  • UK campaigners condemn ‘creepy’ digital billboards that can track viewers’ responses

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  • The audacity of that screen telling you how you are allowed to use your balcony. Oh sure, it's your balcony, but keep nothing on it and don't hang out laundry on it..

  • UK campaigners condemn ‘creepy’ digital billboards that can track viewers’ responses

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  • Contains too much DNA.

    Use sticky labels. If you can find asset tag labels, even better. These are almost impossible to remove without destroying the surface beneath.

    Use an infrared flashlight to blind cameras from capturing your face while you apply the labels. IR flashlights can be made from the LEDs in old TV and air conditioner remote controls and old recycled security cameras.

    Be sure to leave a few spare sticky labels in common areas for others to use, too.

  • Splitting Hairs, Splitting Atoms

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  • I guess there are two kinds of people because when I learned that splitting atoms causes a nuclear explosion, I got a craft knife and some sand from the garden and went to town on them trying to slice some atoms just right 👌

  • Hummus rule

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  • Pita, Pain In The Ass

  • Hummus rule

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  • I really like hummus. Actually, I love hummus.

    I guess you could even say that I'm a hummusexual

  • Doctors

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  • When shot and bleeding out, and the doctor asks if I'm pregnant

  • Please use at least 51 characters to answer this yes/no question

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  • Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

  • Can Math Be Violent? For 3 Scholars, the Answer Was Yes.

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  • And 6-7

  • TIL that Anthony Kiedis of The Red Hot Chili Peppers is a self-confessed child molester, according to his autobiography 'Scar Tissue'

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  • Well, mistakes were made, it's regrettable but understandable.

    Reads on

    Oh for fucks sake!

  • A bear, exhausted from abuse, attacks its trainer— Hangzhou Safari Park, China [00:38]

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  • You gotta be a massive anus to a sunbear to get it to attack you, they are normally extraordinarily passive.

  • You didn't grow up yet, till you choose your power grain, what is yours?

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  • Dessert too, and drink. Rice cream and horchata

  • What R your plans for Christmas?

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  • Apollo I8

  • Autonomous valet robot that parks on its own [00:30]

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  • Just throw a handful of old batteries at the robot

  • Living language

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  • C'mon biologists, name a newly discovered spider species A. skibidius

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Sign at the local community garden

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    in the 2007 spy thriller Breach, the Robert Hanson character asks his FBI subordinate to steal a painting of two guys on a boat from a colleague

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!"

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Australian Government gets a taste of what everyday people have to deal with in terms of data breaches as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online

    www.abc.net.au /news/2025-10-14/anthony-albanese-mobile-phone-number-available-online/105889284
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I'm not even ooking

  • Gardening @lemmy.world
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    I made 17 stackable, movable garden beds out of scrap timber I salvaged

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
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    Rather large ice crystals formed in the roasted butternut soup that I made, froze, and reheated last night

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Work smarder not tarder

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    A story in 4 acts

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    while we were watching for threat from China, here comes Philippines with a steel chair!