Let me tell you a story about an average Sozialdemokrat
Let me tell you a story about an average Sozialdemokrat
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7736343
Once a proud, intelligent Tankie asked a Sozialdemokrat how it came to be that six lived in fear of seven. the buffoonish German liberal grimaced and, zionistly, stammered out "six seven" while pretending to weigh his colonialism in his left hand against his fascist tendencies in his right. The Tankie dialectically reeducated the reactionary settler loving Sozialdemokrat before him, explaining that the fear stemmed from seven's consumption of nine's motherland. Still not understanding the Tankie stumbled before deciding to revise his answer (albeit not in a revisionist manner) and explained using a childish metaphor that "seven ate nine." Cackling in glee the Sozialdemokrat counted on his fingers, 7, 8, 9. It is for this reason that executing Sozialdemokraten is not a cruelty but a kindness.
Adapted from this.