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Cud & Tith’s Death and Dismemberment Thursday Movie: Halloween Counteroffensive against Christmas Edition, at 4PM Eastern US Time  (Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness)

Cud & Tith’s Death and Dismemberment Thursday Movie: Halloween Counteroffensive against Christmas Edition, at 4PM Eastern US Time  (Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness)

The timeline is going to be very tight so in order to not cut into the evening time I will try to be actually very punctual and regimented.  We’ll only have time for Erika’s brilliant pee break song (https://tankie.tube/w/1GEpTVKWpxrzsmpui2pXEg) in between the movies

A note: timezones hard, feel free to use https://www.worldtimebuddy.com/ or something similar to do timezone conversions to your local time

We will be using Blorptube tonight: https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine. IMPORTANT NOTE: please use a good VPN whenever visiting Blorptube due to how peering works.

That’s right, we’re doing horror comedy instead of Christmas, because I can’t show my favorite Christmas movie (In Bruges) again so soon.

First up is Evil Dead II (1987) at 4:00PM Eastern Standard US Time.  It is a remake of Evil Dead and is considered much better.  It is 1h24m minutes long.  I have been assured this is a comedy, which is cool because I find the poster for it very unsettling and creepy.

Second will be the sequel, Army of Darkness (1992) at about 5:48PM Eastern US Time.  This is the director’s cut, and is 1h36m long. This gives us a total of 3 hours and 5 minutes (the 5 minutes for piss break), ending at 8:05PM Eastern US Time.

 Evil Dead II (1987)

“A man vacations with his girlfriend to a remote cabin in the woods. He discovers an audio tape of recitations from a book of ancient texts, and when the recording is played, it unleashes a number of demons which possess and torment him. “

Content Warnings for Evil Dead II (1987)

  • Very over the top gory, but it is all slapstick

  • Attemptedremoved: trees grab someone, tear off her clothes, and attempt to penetrate her.

  • “There is an entire scene where extremely loud sounds play such as ghostly screaming and moaning.” — unfortunately, no timestamp was provided with this so basically be prepared to rapidly lower the volume.
  • brutalization of women

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/9524

UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/4168

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092991/parentalguide/

TankieTube link to movie: https://tankie.tube/w/6ametnVrS2SXbqLpa3y1Sk

Army of Darkness (1922)

The sequel to Evil Dead II: “it follows Ash Williams (Campbell) as he is trapped in the Middle Ages and battles the undead in his quest to return to the present.”

Content Warnings for Army of Darkness (1922)

  • action film violence, much less gory than Evil Dead II

  • "Towards the end of the film, all the women of a village get captured by an army of skeletons. Several of them are shown with their trops ripped off: their kidnappers forcefully kiss them. It is implied that they areremovedd and transformed into demons. “ — Unconsenting Media
  • A woman's dress is ripped off by a character, then said woman is forcibly kissed by the same character a few seconds later.” — DTDD

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/14542

UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/1335

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106308/parentalguide/

TankieTube link to movie:  https://tankie.tube/w/wS5KE9zPhR81sfksmPm3qA

New feature to these posts: sneak preview of 2 weeks hence:

Either Kwaidan (Japanese art horror film that looks amazing) or some wintery Toei Studio movies (Swan Lake and The Wild Swans) depending on how I feel.

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