I've had three electricians over to fix my lighting problem, and they have all turned out to be goth perverts

It's happened three times now, it's really unbelievable how many sickos are in this indusrry. Every time it's the same: they come in and look at the problem with the my dim kitchen lights and then start talking about "vampire loads". does anyone know a GOOD electrician that I won't have to throw out of the house?