Please Sign my Change.org petition to end racism

I've got a Change .org petition up asking the US Government to end racism. You know the drill, we've all been signing petitions since high school right? This is how the democratic process works. Hell, if we get a critical mass of signatures I'm sure all we'll have to do is show it to racists — "look, we got the numbers, your position is getting outlawed soon" — and they'll see which way the wind is blowing and sign on too! It may even become unnecessary to ban it from the top down, because we'll have already banned it from the bottom up! Comrades, signing my petition is not just a toothless plea that the powers that be listen to us! It is a crucial step toward building dual power! Sign! Sign! Sign!

A sworn oath

(If someone can present me evidence that a Change .org petition has ever changed the thing it was aiming to change, I will issue Change .org a formal apology and direct my chromatic cells to camouflage me so I can temporarily withdraw from the public eye for an indeterminate length of time not less than 5.39×10−44 seconds and not to exceed one week)

On the Subject of That Link

Self-crit: I have apparently not purged all the

, as my first impulse was to have the link go to dQw4w9WgXcQ . But then I thought that no, I am better than that. We all are. Where is it written that a badpost must be bad? Is a post's destiny constrained by the inauspicious name under which it was composed? Can there not be a kernel of good in some (not every, but some) bads? And who is more likely to end racism? Rick Astley, or Frantz Fanon?