Can some 3rd party manufacturer just make this controller already goddamnit

Hey 8bitdo or whomever, get to it and also toss in some of those programmable back buttons or tiny little extra shoulder buttons while you're at it

I just want all the cool features of a PlayStation controller without the dogshit PlayStation form factor. I don't even use the touchpad in games, I use it to bind emulator and Steam shortcuts and it's way more elegant than taking my hands off my controller to reach the function keys on my keyboard like some kind of savage