Turns out the whole Zargothrax business started with the enclosure of the commons

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before DundeeThere lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a fieldBut when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom newHe forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!