The real scoop is that Trump himself wore a bluetooth communication device throughout the debate - the tell tale signs of subtle vibrations have been confirmed by independent experts - I’ve seen talk of this before on Lemmy but it seems like MSM have been suppressing this story… yet another case of conservative bias.
It’s been credibly pointed out elsewhere that Trump pulled a Hans Neimann
It’s well known that Donald Trump was using a bluetooth butt plug during the debate […]
Is it Morse code or just the 1 for no, 2 for yes kind of thing?
BZZZZZ. BZZZZZ.
Tell him to change the subject from people eating pets!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
“I’m trying but he won’t stop!”
That’s when he realised he liked the buzzing!
You know what, we can do that too:
“They’re saying Trump is sleeping with Laura Loomer. She’s controlling him. He’s an old piece of shit that is easily manipulated and controlled by a crazy woman willing to give him some sadvag. People are saying this.”
I’ve read this on the internet so I believe it to be true
Now I’ve seen someone read that comment out on TV, so therefore it must be true!
So I guess that means Trump must have had a secret earpiece. Or maybe a vibrating butt plug.
They tried that but Trump is so incontinent it kept falling into his dirty diaper.
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