MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?message-squaremessage-square136linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square136linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretowerful@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days agoWhy can you never have more that one egg? Cause one egg is Un œuf (enough) My favourite bilingual joke. It’s so silly, it’s so fantastic
minus-squareHobbitFoot @thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI’ve heard a lot of people like the Musee d’Orsay, but I found the architecture to be a little garish.
minus-squareChef_Boyargee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoOne I’ve heard around a few times is “What if Soy milk is just Spanish milk introducing itself?”
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoOo I like that one! Here’s one of my favs! Two cats are going to try crossing a river. One is named “One Two Three Cat” and the other is named “Un Deux Trois Cat.” Which kitty makes it across? Answer: One Two Three Cat. . .Because “Un Deux Trois Cat Sank!” :( XD
Why can you never have more that one egg?
Cause one egg is Un œuf (enough)
My favourite bilingual joke. It’s so silly, it’s so fantastic
I’ve heard a lot of people like the Musee d’Orsay, but I found the architecture to be a little garish.
One I’ve heard around a few times is “What if Soy milk is just Spanish milk introducing itself?”
Oo I like that one! Here’s one of my favs!
Two cats are going to try crossing a river. One is named “One Two Three Cat” and the other is named “Un Deux Trois Cat.”
Which kitty makes it across?
Answer:
One Two Three Cat. . .Because “Un Deux Trois Cat Sank!” :( XD