• Brem@lemmy.worldEnglish
    27·
    1 month ago

    I once gave a wizard a name

    to me the request was quite plain

    Instead of a friend

    I got Beethoven

    When all I wanted was a dog

    • zikzak025@lemmy.worldEnglish
      14·
      1 month ago

      I made a request I thought sound

      Of an elderly wizard I found

      Beethoven I sought

      Yet a German I got

      When I really just wanted the hound

    • schmorp@slrpnk.netEnglish
      9·
      1 month ago

      Laziest Limerick award for this one - and thanks for rhyming (mostly), brightens my morning!

      • Brem@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        1 month ago

        I did better & I do worse

        To some, the sun is a curse

        For all whom are wanting

        And those who are haunting

        I once was once Irish first!