They aren’t settlers, they are terrorists

What they are doing is by definition not colonization, it’s genocide

This is all widely available knowledge. So many things can cause an asshole to lose control of their asshole. Some say it’s a power move. Some say it’s due to years of prescription speed. Some say it’s because it’s what he deserves. Who knows. I personally don’t need to. It’s gross. He’s gross. And he definitely shits himself.

Did you know his grandfather started their family in North America by stealing & running a brothel during the Klondike in the Yukon? For all we know, it’s a curse. Just like that whole damned family is to the world.

…my ex and Joe are both so full of shit that they probably poop twice a day.

Fellers that offer to be “the bread winner” usually end up providing nothing but yeast infections.

Dude has an ass made for poopin’. It runs in his genes. Jeans. Dammit that joke only works when you say it aloud.

Now that we have reached civil grounds, I offer you precisely one collect call; should you ever need my assistance

Call me whatever, just don’t call me collect from Jail.

I’m assuming Putin is inside of him like Krang inside of his double scale robotic body?

Humans are just fancy animals. Evil is simply the opposite of good. Both are available and necessary for us to function as intelligent beings.

Choices are important, just like the choice to write 4.1 paragraphs and end your argument with the word “bro”. That was your choice. Not one that I’d usually make, bro.

Magnets, bitch.

High highs become the lowest of lows. Bpd ain’t no joke. One day, you’ll wake up after dreaming about pulling glass shards from your feet and just suddenly be too tired to ramp up. It’s not a great feeling, but it’s much easier maybe. Then you just use whatever energy you have left to try. Because you have to. Sometimes it’s easy, sometimes it isn’t. You won’t have those soaring moments of clarity and hope, or the valley of despair. It’ll just be questions and trying, so learn how to remember or make something that reminds you that you once had the other sides.

The middle isn’t pretty, but it works. Or not. I recommend occasionally feeding the beast when you reach the middle.

The oil deal Trump did that further exposed Agent Krasnov only amounted to 15 hours of diesel fuel, iirc.

The gambit of a miscreant. A greedy fool.

All, pretty please

Am I supposed to say magnets?

Operator, i’d like to hire someone that remodels windows, specifically less wide than the slim shoulders of a man proportionate to Vladimir Putin.

Operator?

Does Russia have Prince Albert in a can???

If so, you should let him out!!!

“Hello Hello, operator. Connect me to 42. Ask them “what is 6 x 7?” and the status of their refrigerator & if it’s currently jogging, see??? Also inquire why my poop is red after consuming an entire family portion of Borscht.”

You’re so welcome. I’m excited to share! You’ll need the high sea or a link, but I’m sure you can find the way. Again, you’re welcome. You’re gonna want to tell me “thank you” again afterwards, so I’m saying “you’re welcome” again, in advance.

Oh snap.

I wouldn’t be who I am today without it. Seriously.

It’s a 90’s Nickelodeon show. Started with a bunch of 2 minute shorts, then became a show full of special memories and the best theme song ever. Someone else will chime in hopefully to back me up

. Trust…

2 seasons on dvd, the 3rd was apparently made but sits in a warehouse (probably not anymore). Merger stuff. Before the most recent merger, in fact. So it’s probably now gone. But I have all 3 seasons and can help (3rd season is a rerun tv rip), . Even today they stand up. Especially if you have kids or still have heart. You have heart, you’ll love it sooooo much.

I’m pretty sure that’s the same person my ex keeps telling me to check out. The very same evil ex that is also really into Joe Rogan.