• Paradachshund@lemmy.today
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    3 months ago

    When I started reading these comments I didn’t expect them to be full of actual, unironic conspiracy theories. 🤔

      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        The wizards hunted dragons to extinction because their wings made good spell components and they want to dodge responsibility for it.

        Its ugly, but it’s true.

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          3 months ago

          Then the warlocks killed off all the wizards for taking away their sources of power. It’s why you don’t see magic in use today. The wizards have all been killed off and the warlocks have no entities left to pact with.