This is historically accurate, conceptually. Way back when they “found” a tablet in a wall that just completely coincidentally backed up all the shitty policies of the douchebag in charge at the time. Crazy how that happens.
Great news everyone. We were doing a little tidying up and found this ancient text of laws we completely forgot about but should have been following the whole time. Unfortunately for my opposition it completely supports everything I believe. And the most miraculous thing about it is that the ink is still wet, which proves it is indeed a holy book.
The funny part is when those texts included “prophecies” of what that guy planned to do, but then he fucking died, and a few hundred years later, the people were like “oh those prophecies? Yeah no, they’re for… this guy here! See, it was all true.”
This is historically accurate, conceptually. Way back when they “found” a tablet in a wall that just completely coincidentally backed up all the shitty policies of the douchebag in charge at the time. Crazy how that happens.
Great news everyone. We were doing a little tidying up and found this ancient text of laws we completely forgot about but should have been following the whole time. Unfortunately for my opposition it completely supports everything I believe. And the most miraculous thing about it is that the ink is still wet, which proves it is indeed a holy book.
The funny part is when those texts included “prophecies” of what that guy planned to do, but then he fucking died, and a few hundred years later, the people were like “oh those prophecies? Yeah no, they’re for… this guy here! See, it was all true.”