• ancap shark@lemmy.today
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      4 months ago

      I’m truly grateful that I wasn’t born in an era in which I’d have to wipe my ass with a sponge on a stick

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        4 months ago

        It was actually worse than that … a communal towel that was given a quick rinse with water, quick dry and handed back into circulation in the communal toilet where you all sat in one room staring at each other.

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          Honestly I think society would be healthier if we shat communally. Walking around pretending we don’t all have anuses to each other.

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            It would put us all in a great environment where we could have access to our feces and an available target to throw them at, especially after a heated debate with some jerk.

            They should create a communal toilet for all political discussions and public political forums everywhere.