• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    21 days ago
    CW: tasteless joke involving suicide

    I’m gonna end it all. For real this time.

    How?

    'Member how I talked about death by cop?

    Yeah. That?

    Nah. But it gave me an idea. I want to go out with a bang kinda. Try to guess.

    Death with a bang kinda but of course you don’t want to hurt anybody else… Hmmm… Let’s see… You could… I got nothin’.

    Death by airliner.

    What?

    Walk onto a runway and get sucked into an engine.

    Metal.