Today I learned that Harland Sanders was never a military colonel. He never actually served in the military. Instead, Kentucky Governer Ruby Laffoon gave Harland Sanders the title of “Kentucky Colonel” in order to boost his political support. The whole “Colonel Sanders” branding is a sham designed to promote the state of Kentucky.


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The whole Kentucky colonel thing is weird as hell tbh. Folks there treat it seriously, but also like a long running joke as well, so it wouldn’t have surprised me if a conspiracy had grown up around it. I’m almost disappointed there wasn’t lol