“some of your other, lesser applicants needed to ‘work’ to ‘pay bills’. me, I’m a leader, I don’t work for anyone. I inspire, I drive those beneath me to further productivity, raise profit margins, and fire those I don’t like just shy of the one-year probation deadline. I don’t need this company, this company needs me.”
dramatic pause
“$250k, 6 months paid vacation, and a company car. Actually, you seem like a good guy, I’ll take just 5 months and 3 weeks instead, just for you.”
“some of your other, lesser applicants needed to ‘work’ to ‘pay bills’. me, I’m a leader, I don’t work for anyone. I inspire, I drive those beneath me to further productivity, raise profit margins, and fire those I don’t like just shy of the one-year probation deadline. I don’t need this company, this company needs me.”
dramatic pause
“$250k, 6 months paid vacation, and a company car. Actually, you seem like a good guy, I’ll take just 5 months and 3 weeks instead, just for you.”
Real straight shooter. Upper management written all over ya.
Michael Bolton?
Do you wear flip flops by chance?