The gods: “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”
Average Roman: “What does that make us?”
The gods: “Absolutely nothing.”
Noooooo, Aeneas was totally Venus’ son and Romulus and Remus totally were the sons of Mars.
This post is just Greekoid propaganda to undermine TRVE ROMAN MEN. We don’t need this fancy greekoid ‘philosophy’ and ‘medicine’, cabbage is all that TRVE ROMAN MEN need, just like the ancestors!Username checks out.
Also who needs those Greek clown gods, who do nothing but fucking about and fighting among themselves all the time? We have TRVE ROMAN GODS. WITH ROMAN DIGNITAS. IUPITER OPTIMVS MAXIMVS is a proper god, not like that embarrassing serial adulterer Zeus, who will happily fuck anything that’s not up on a tree by the count of three.
Exactly! IVPITER OPTIMVS MAXIMVS not Zeus the adulterer!
