But I don’t want to save 87 million lives! I want to bomb Iran while shrieking something about opening the strait!

-Chump, probably.

How many crunch wrap sliders though?

Well where’s the profit in that? Duh.

Yeah and every living thing in Iran could have been killed with nerve gas for a 2b one off. What could have been done is completely irrelevant to what their js the willpower to do.