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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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    8 months ago

    You ever been around geese? Those terrible shits take shits everywhere, all the time. Loud, nasty birds.

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      Currently have 26 ducks and one goose on my farm so I get it.

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      You ever been around Microsoft management? It’s an improvement.

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      Wtf does a goose farmer even produce

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        geese

        its the last layer for my gooturducken

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          That sounds incredibly niche. Why not raise chickens or ducks :/

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            Bigger eggs and more meat. The cobra chicken is also a great security system.

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        Maybe they’re raising an army of nature’s angriest animal.

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          You say that, but have you ever met a Sandhill Crane? They started coming back, and people think they’re wonderful and majestic. Then they get too close, and find out they’re feathery balls of pure hate with pointy beaks that will send you to the emergency room.

          Appreciate Sandhills from a distance.

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      Peak performance. I love them.

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      Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they’ll be able to reprogram geese.

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        Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they will stop these fucking constant imbecylic unnecessary updates.

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