“Hey I’m here to pick up an order.”
“Okay, do you have your order number?”
“Nope.”
“Do you have you receipt?”
“Nope.”
“Do you remember when you ordered it?”
“Nope.”
“Did you order it online or in store?”
“I dunno.”
“Who ordered it for you?”
“I dunno.”
“What is the item.”
“I dunno.”
“Do you have the email you ordered it with?”
“Nope.”
“Phone number?”
“Nope.”
“Do you know what the item is?”
“Nope.”
“What’s your name?”
“I dunno.”
Reminds me of the people who come to my department and say “give me one of these” while pointing to a steak that I can’t see because the counter is blocking my view and then became terribly confused by the concept of a sign stating what the item is when I ask for clarification
Most humans are incapable of reading signs, unless the sign says there’s a sale.
sasa lele
I want to put on my door “ignoring this will mean you have to kiss the leper in the basement”
And see how many ask me about it.